The Comedy Pickpocket, a pickpocket magician, holding up a guest’s watch behind three smiling guests at an evening party

Comedy pickpocket and close-up magician for weddings, corporate events and parties - Manchester, the North West and across the UK

The Comedy Pickpocket - Pickpocket Magician, Manchester and the North West

Watches, ties and wallets vanish while everyone is laughing - and always come back. More than 25 years as a full-time professional.

The funniest thief at the party

The Comedy Pickpocket is a full-time professional pickpocket and close-up magician based in the North West, with more than 25 years of performing at weddings, corporate events and private parties all over the UK and abroad.

He is a very funny man, and he uses it. The moment a group starts laughing is the moment a watch leaves a wrist. Ties come off without being untied, phones and wallets turn up in his hand, and the owner is nearly always the last person to find out. He has even been known to take a guest’s tie and be wearing it himself before they notice. Everything is handed back, and the person he took it from usually laughs the longest.

Between the steals there is sleight-of-hand magic with cards, coins and borrowed objects, all done right under the guests’ noses. Most of his bookings come from people who have seen him before and want him back.

The Comedy Pickpocket holding a stolen watch in the air behind a grinning guest at an evening event
Genuinely funnyYour guests will laugh as much as they gasp.
A real pickpocketWatches, ties and wallets gone in seconds, and given straight back.
25+ years full timeThousands of events, from small dinners to rooms of several hundred.
Never embarrassingCheeky, but the person he steals from is always in on the fun.

Watch the Comedy Pickpocket in action

Keep an eye on your watch. It will not help.

Tie and watch steal

He takes a guest’s tie and his watch, puts them both on, and waits for him to notice.

A watch in a balloon dog

A wedding guest’s watch disappears from her wrist and turns up somewhere she really did not expect.

Key highlights

Drinks receptionsMingling with guests before dinner - the perfect time for a pickpocket.
WeddingsReception drinks, the wedding breakfast and the room turnaround.
Corporate eventsCompany dinners, Christmas parties, conferences and client evenings.
After-dinner showA comedy magic and mind-reading show that opens with the audience’s own stolen belongings.
UndercoverCan work disguised as a waiter or member of staff, so nobody suspects a thing.
Trusted by big namesHundreds of companies have booked him, including well-known household brands.
Black-tie guests laughing as the Comedy Pickpocket shows them the watch he has just taken

Pickpocketing at your event

Pickpocket magic gets a reaction like nothing else. Guests check their wrists and pockets for the rest of the night, and the stories last for years.

  • Walkabout - mingling with guests during the drinks reception, borrowing the odd watch or tie along the way
  • Table to table - close-up magic and pickpocketing between courses
  • After-dinner show - a comedy magic show for the whole room, ideal for awards nights and company dinners
  • The groom or the boss - he can make the guest of honour the target, if you would like

On the day

What people say

“We had the Comedy Pickpocket for our Manchester event. He was absolutely terrific. Not only was he an exceptional up close table magician but also had a great sense of humour. We were in stitches, especially when the table realised he had taken my watch off without me noticing.”

Jon S. - corporate event

“It’s not an exaggeration to say that the Comedy Pickpocket was one of the main highlights of our wedding. Fantastically entertaining, hilarious and just a lovely, lovely man. Our guests were talking about him all night - hands down the best money we spent of the whole wedding.”

Katia and M. - wedding

“He was FANTASTIC, BRILLIANT. I have been inundated with people wanting to give him praise. His magic tricks were incredible, and really left people sitting open mouthed, wondering how did he do that? His character and personality were perfect, he fitted in really well, and he was funny and entertaining.”

Pascale K. - corporate event

“He was our magician at our wedding and he was amazing. Our guests gave us such great feedback. He was very skilful and so entertaining! We have the best picture in our wedding album of some of our best friends sat round their table - all with open mouths. The day wouldn’t have been the same without him.”

Theresa H. - wedding

“Everyone mentioned what a wonderful performer you were and I would say, without doubt, one of the most entertaining parts of the day. It gave Dawn and I incredible pleasure to look across the room and see the tears of laughter from the tables where you were entertaining.”

Mike and Dawn W. - wedding

“Absolutely fantastic - all our guests were amazed by his skills, and his unique combination of comedy and talent made for a brilliant event. His floor show was second to none. I would absolutely recommend him to anyone.”

Pat B. - HR manager, company dinner

“May I congratulate you on your performance - it was brilliant. You have no idea how hard lawyers are to please, but you cracked it.”

Liz T. - professional dinner

“I had so many people telling me how much they had enjoyed the evening and you featured in every single account! You have certainly left me in a predicament where I’m going to have to pull some show-stopping entertainment out of the bag next year to meet their expectations!”

Caroline B. - company party

Where he performs

The Comedy Pickpocket is based in the North West and performs across Manchester, Stockport, Cheshire, Lancashire, Merseyside, Derbyshire, the Peak District, Staffordshire and Yorkshire, including Liverpool, Chester, Warrington, Bolton, Preston, Macclesfield, Buxton, Leeds and Sheffield. He travels all over the UK and abroad for weddings and corporate events, so wherever your event is, ask anyway.

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